You heard me. I’m a time retard. I have issues with time. I procrastinate like there’s always tomorrow. I’m late to almost everything by no less than 15 minutes, when I say “This assignment will take me 30 minutes” I really mean about 3 hours. It takes me forever to get ready to go outside somewhere, even if it’s just 5 minutes away. And the words “punctual” and “time management” make me ROFLOLMAOMFGWTFSTFUBBQ.

I think procrastination is going to end up shortening my life span. Actually, I think it already has. I may only have a few years, even months left to live. Then again, I can just procrastinate dying. I have more important things anyways. Like watching Everybody Hates Chris. lmao.

Speaking of which, I was going to write about why Everybody Hates Chris is God split up into three seasons of 22 episodes each….but I can do that later.